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Tuesday on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we do a CeWEBrity Profile on this totally awesome dude, man. Whatever you do, don't sweat it, bro.

Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!

Jason always has great ideas! AND he has a B.A. from Life University. Pret-ty impressive.

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Nice cleavage.

We received well over a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by David Ludwig.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

He'll be looking like Michael Jackson in no time.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

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[photo: Izismile]

You can also make your own paper towels by duct taping two rolls of toilet paper together. #EvenGeniuser

[P.S.  Bonus points to this guy for using a cutting board.]

[via There, I Fixed It]

Now watch me prepare mashed potatoes with my desktop PC.

[via BuzzFeed]

You're right, Chelsie.  No one should have to kiss ass to get on a blog.

So here's Cold Steel Blade.  And if you don't like it, don't feel the need to kiss my ass.

Yes, exactly like that, Austin.

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Hopefully this is the closest you'll ever come to seeing someone slice though the head of a baby.

Hopefully…

I'm not here to judge.

[via The Daily What]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

That depends, Andrew.  HOW LONG ARE YOUR TOENAILS??

Oh, if only the kids of today were willing to listen to the mistakes of their elders…

I have a "DB 4LIFE" scar on my left arm (was really into Debbie Gibson) and a somewhat regretful "I ? Tiffany" one on my right arm.

Thankfully, after that I ran out of arms.  You don't even want to know where my Gloria Estefan and Miami Sound Machine scar is…

[via I Am Bored]