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What are you, a Women's Studies major? Pick a Barbie and let's roll.

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It is racist, but her impression is spot on. (I'm talking about the girl in the background.)

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Cake: the titties of childhood.

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Dear Daniel,

Sam has a condition where she is unable to do anything on the computer except add things to her Zappos shopping cart. Thank you for understanding, and please do not ask her to do anything else.

Sinseerly,

Mrs. Jarvis

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We'll get through this last day together.

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When you have kids with Tori Spelling it's gonna be a toss-up.

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She's having difficulty controlling THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.

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So here.

Do something this weekend worthy of shame.

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While all of you are watching Batman, I'll be watching Spiderman. Because I babysit him.

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Show us your taxes!!!!!

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