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There is a little brother who is infinitely cooler.

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"Hm… Looks like we're going to have to put his food bowl up even higher if we want to starve him."

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Hey second grade, ladies! If I were you I would learn how to dress punk real quick. Because it's the first day of school and Nicolas Merritt is going to be there.

And clearly he is the fucking shit.

Now kiss your moms and head out the door. Catches like Nic only stay on the monkey bars for so long.

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I don't care if you have a pagina or penises, you'll enjoy this video.

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GAH! Why did I touch it!?!?

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Joke's on him.  Do you know how hard it is to get the smell of bear off a pair of jeans?

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I'll explain what's goin' on…  That kitten has no fucking clue how to work a mechanical jack.

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Was that James Franco on General Hospital? Or just a very talented dog?

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You think you're lazy??  I'm a mothafuckin' sloth!  You don't get any more lazy than me.

Now hold me while I yawn and sleep.

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Cursing or no cursing, she's still closer than when the Chinese delivery guy repeats my order.

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