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Never has a sweater vest looked SO FUCKING GANGSTER.

[via YouTube- thanks Jeff!]

Are they or aren't they (chainsaw murderers)?

[via Break]

Short sleeves over long sleeves, and his moves STILL can't be contained!

[via YouTube and YouTube again - thanks Garrett!]

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog. 

He's done so much with his life! The Forrest Gump of hamsters.

[via YouTube]

Posted without comment.

[via Izismile]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

He's also one of those assholes who shows off at the roller rink.

[via I am Bored]

…Dad?

[via Daily of the Day]

That's our landlord and yes he just came.

[via The Chive]

"By the way, whose kids are you and where am I?"

[via CokedoutFairy]