dance

Explanation: Her husband just died.

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"Okay everybody clap and turn on 2, Lauren does the Frankenstein on 3 and 4."

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You know what the weekend's all about? Simulating hand jobs.

[via Unique Daily]

In Hollywood, "diversity" means "including a British guy".

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Toitia.

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"Pretending that every guy who touches me is Ryan Gosling."

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You can't hear the dialogue, so here are some excerpts:
"Ye–"
"No–"
"Now ya gotta–"
"And then ya–"
"All right keep–"
"Screw this I quit."
"OK I'm back, what'd I miss?"
"Aww yeah. Suck it, bitches!"

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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

In a post-Honey Boo Boo society, this bitch is ratings gold.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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What's weird is that I usually like to stay -1 Bible lengths away from my partner.

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This must be what an Alaskan Bar Mitzvah looks like.

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White Russians on me! (And I'll buy everyone a drink, too.)

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