Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- A dude ran onto the field and posed with Real Madrid players. His cinematography is impressive.
- Kristen Stewart's favorite ice cream flavor. Um, I dunno, it's, like…
- How to make homemade goldfish crackers. Hey, it's 4:20 somewhere.
- People think a tree is crying. Yeahhhh that's actually insect poop.
- 12 awkward hairstyles for photos. They're awkward for life in general, really.
- Justin Bieber posed naked holding a guitar. Funny AND scrawny?! Just my- oh that's actually not my type at all.
- Hot chicks' butts. Try not to jerk off at work, fellas.
- Sears was hacked again with racy underwear for sale. By "underwear" we mean S&M harnesses.
- An army tree fail. All the elements of an enjoyable internet video.
- And a cockatoo dancing to funk, because animals are amazing and more talented than you.
[video via BroBible]