Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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So with a flick of my magic blogging wand..
This is an interpretive dance, which delves into the complexities of being a little sister.
And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!
[via YouTube]
QUESTION: What country has the coolest Pizza Hut?
A. America B. Finland
C. India D. Mexico
ANSWER: C
If you got that right, you get to dance in a train station with a pretty, scar-faced girl.
[via TBT]
This video surfaced yesterday and everyone went about praising the kid for his crazy Michael Jackson moves. But not here, folks. Not here.
On the Tosh.0 blog we don't encourage baby prostitution or creepily talented toddlers. The amount of tiny crotch-grabbing in this video is enough to make you sick. And look at the way he stares into the camera. This is no ordinary child.
I'm convinced the spirit of Michael Jackson is trapped inside him, working his baby limbs like a puppet. At this rate, MJ will Beetlejuice-dance the life right out of him before his 6th birthday.
Could he just be a kid that's really, really good at moonwalking? Yes. But it's highly unlikely.
[via TBT]
Sometimes you watch clips from a public-access TV show in the '80s and you wonder why these people aren't famous now.
Lola Perazzo had the moves, she had the ambition, and she had the red bodysuit. What she didn't have was Tosh.0.
If Lola's 'Thriller' dance was released today, we would already be giving her Web Redemption tomorrow. But this clip is from the '80s and we just don't have the budget for a time machine right now.
Sucks, right? I'd love to see that bodysuit make a comeback.
[via FFF]
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