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American soldiers everywhere are kicking themselves for not joining the Israeli Army.

[via Break]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• 12 boob gifs. I just tried to grab my computer screen.
• Parakeets running in slow motion, which pairs nicely with almost any genre of music.
• Cow farts could one day fuel planes. In terms of cow parts, farts are really the only thing we DON'T use.
• A guy had an erection for 8 months. That's what you get for getting a dick implant.
• Dogs out the window will make you question every stress you have in life.
• Miley Cyrus has a grill now. She could barely talk before!
• Here's a guy dancing at an electronics expo, dancing pretty much how you'd expect from someone attending an electronics expo.
• Facebook has hashtags now. #ohyeahnothatsreallycoolwealllovehashtags.
• A couple married at Ikea. Their first, second, and third courses were all Swedish meatballs.
• An idiot called the police on his hooker because she wasn't hot enough. Wait not all hookers are hot?!
• And girls in towels, because I'm a sweetheart.

[still via I am Bored]

I completely understand him, but I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering what the hell that chick is doing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Unique Daily]

And for his next trick, Harry will roll over to "They see me rollin'…"

PS I feel like this little guy would totally get along with him.

[via Barstool]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

"Try all you want, Ma. This cruise sucks and I'll probably never smile again."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via Videogum]

…Dad?

[via Daily of the Day]

Each week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Watching 3D animation from the 90s is like suddenly realizing you need glasses.

[via YouTube]

"By the way, whose kids are you and where am I?"

[via CokedoutFairy]

In Hollywood, "diversity" means "including a British guy".

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mark Toitia.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

World's worst human centipede impression.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Kevin Winter/Staff/Getty Images]