Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Hey, Abby, maybe I don't honor your request because you whine like a little baby! Laaaaame!
Whatever. This week is your week. Haaaaappy now??
And as an added bonus, for once I am going to shut up and give time back to you, the audience, by also showing your Illegal Dance Move Mashup after the jump. Aren't I a sweetie?
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I realize we showed this exact same video last year, but it's a favorite here at the Tosh.0 blog, and in the spirit of hopefully creating a long-lasting tradition, I present it to you once again in 2010! It just wouldn't be a Halloween weekend without Jack! So…
I'm going to be spending my weekend (once again) wondering why this is (still) a real thing.
Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.
Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!
I know they're saving lives and protecting our country and that we should respect them and support them but that doesn't mean I'm going to say I like their dancing. Because I don't.
If they gave half as much time to dance lessons as they did to combat training…
Let's just say they'd be protecting the rest of us from all those double fist pumps.
[via TBT]
She forgot the number one rule of dancing: don't break your face.
File this one under "be careful what you wish for… especially if you are an audience member." People can get hurt.
[via Break]
At the beginning of this video you are going to wonder if there is anything more random than a guy dancing around in a plaid shirt wearing war paint, a messenger bag, and a 3rd grade art project on his head.
And then at the 1:30 mark you're going to realize that you underestimated the depth of his affection. Because when it comes to loving Kathy, no tribal mating dance is too over-the-top.
She's got rhythm, strength, and stamina. Plus she cooks a mean meatloaf.
Have we finally found the perfect woman?
[via College Humor]
I imagine that this is what hell is like.
You sit in a creaky wooden chair in a small, windowless closet.
An old couple comes in to perform a death metal song every hour of every day. And you're forced to sit and listen while nodding your head and complimenting them on their dance moves?which are the same three motions over and over again.
Yep, hell is an eternity of octogenarian death metal karaoke in an ugly pink room.
Follow the 10 Commandments, guys.
[via TBT]
I love the girl in red on the right who really can't decide if she's disgusted or impressed.
"The dancing was good but that floor is so icky! I hope they spent the two dollars I gave them on Purell."
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