Santa Claus was rappelling into the Palm Beach Gardens Mall when his snow white beard got stuck in the rope leaving him dangling, beardless and hairless, above countless horrified children.
According to WTSP, "Gardens Mall reports that the helper is a professional rope climber who did the stunt for free. He did a run-through without a hitch, but sans beard, mall officials say. He left quickly afterward and wishes to remain anonymous."
Well, I'm sure THE INTERNET will respect his wish for anonymity.
Until we discover his true identity we'll just call him The Worst.
[via The DW]