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Pre-sale tickets are available on Wednesday, February 5th at 10EST with the password: Gloom. Click here for more details.

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

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Daniel Tosh is going on an international tour! He's doing shows in the U.S. and the foreign country of Canada.

Finally! A reason to live in Canada.

Get your pre-sale tickets HEREtomorrow, Wednesday May 18th at 10 AM with the password "tosh".

Regular tickets go on sale Friday, May 20th.

Tickets for Daniel's one-night show in Las Vegas on May 29th are on sale now HERE.

Check out the full schedule of dates for the Tosh Tour On Iceafter the jump!

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OkCupid — the best place to find casual sex since Craigslist was taken over by murders — knows what you want out of dating: a chance to bone.

So the site researched their data to figure out the best question to ask someone to find out if they would be willing to have sex on a first date.

Only one question on their list had a "a meaningful correlation" for both women and men.  That magic inquiry: "Do you like the taste of beer?"  ("Yes" means you have a shot at love-making, "no" means you're with a prude.)

But they limited their list of questions to only "simple" questions that are "easy to bring up."  Otherwise, I'm sure there would be a few others that could serve as guarantees that your date would put out.  Like these:

• Do you like the taste of 30 beers?
• Do you like the taste of vodka when you drink it straight out of the bottle?
• Do you like the taste of beer with roofies in it?

Either way, you've now learned a valuable lesson: When someone asks you if you like the taste of beer, they want to screw you.

Is your ideal date playing video games with a stranger via a webchat over the Internet?

Of course it is!  That's why GameCrush is the site for you!

GameCrush is "the first social gaming site that allows gamers to meet, match and pay to play other gamers."  Yes, you read that right!  You get to pay people to play games with you!  Awesome, right!  You can finally fulfill your dream of paying to have friends!

But not just any friends!  GameCrush is being coy, but I won't be: Most of these gamers are sexy girls!  Or at least the sexiest girls willing to play video games on the Internet for money …which is a lot of sexy girls!  Or at least a handful of sexy girls.  There's got to be some attractive woman out there who has severe social anxiety disorder and wants to earn money off her looks — and playing online games — without leaving the comfort of her house.

That's the idea GameCrush is based on!

Sound too good to be true??  Did I mention it's on the Internet?  Of course I did!  And everything is on the up and up on the Internet!

Go to GameCrush right now and you can pay to play me in a game!  I'm not a sexy girl, but I'll still kick your fucking ass at Connect 4 and only charge you $0.60 a minute!  You think Tosh.0 blogging money is covering my bills??

Hell no!  GameCrush!!

I'll even get naked for you!

[via Mashable]

Daniel helps a bipolar bachelor find true, everlasting love ? or something like that.