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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Happy hump day! Who doesn't love butts.
• Autotune of the Charles Ramsay interview. The magic of the internet strikes again.
• How 10 porn stars lost their virginity. Shockingly not with the loves of their lives.
• Parkour fail compilation because FALLING! Classic.
• Tiger Woods got drunk at the Met Gala, thinks his eyes look totally sober.
• A 17-year-old invents program to keep Twitter from spoiling your favorite TV shows. How smart do you feel now?
• Don't do meth. Ever.
• Thief steals FOUR laptops by hiding them under cat food. Never. Trust. Cat people.
• 17 internet dating profiles that will make you stay single. So many sword references.
• And a big girl movin' it. Everything about this makes sense to me.

[photo via The Chive]

"Sweetheart I don't know what to say besides… Pussy's always worth it."

[via Break]

"This isn't what it looks like. I'm actually masturbating."

[via Cherryplucker]

OK, which one of you is the doctor and which one of you is the lawyer?

[via Cherryplucker]

BUT: I would never dump Chris Meloni, and neither would you.

[via Daily of the Day]

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand…

Now that this kid is 14, I'm hoping he puts out "How To Touch A Boob Over A Bra."

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

[via YouTube]

What if I think Jesus is just OK? Will that get me some over-the-pants stuff?

[via Fail Blog]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Save it for the OKCupid Profile, buddy.

How do you say, "Bend me over" in Klingon? Researching now..

[via Geekologie]

"I told you this would happen."-Gay Marriage Opponents

[Via Acid Cow]