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Men Are Dogs (In Business Casual)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…

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A Road Less Traveled

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 14, 2014 at 10:00PM

Dating Tip: Hey ladies if you live on this road maybe you should just meet your date at the restaurant.

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These People Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

So with a flick of my magic blogging wand… 

That's exactly how my boyfriend and I work out! Except he's doing the pushups and I'm asleep in bed.

And don't forget to check out the other people who deserve fame!

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Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 6, 2014 at 6:00PM

Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.

My go-to pick up line is, "Your muscles are like Chipotle burritos. Can I eat the shit out of them while watching a Real Housewives Of Atlanta marathon?"

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 3, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

You know your relationship is in a good place when you only communicate through Twitter.