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Are you serious, dude? Are you really going to say that around your kid?
You know they never call traveling in the NBA. Teach your daughter basketball properly.
Plus you probably shouldn't be cursing around a 2-year-old.
[via Reddit]
According to MSNBC, New Jersey mom Patricia Krentcil was "arrested after police said she brought her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth, causing the girl to suffer burns."
I'm assuming her defense rests on the hope that human laws do not apply to talking bronze statues such as herself.
[via The Daily What]
Celebrating the best (and worst) of the Tosh.0 blog in 2011.
I don't feel the need to explain myself here. "You Look Just Like Your Mother…I know. Fuck." is clearly the best picture that has ever been posted on this, or any, blog.
Of course like any good parent I have my one favorite child and then it's a tie between the rest of them. The girl with the very long penis, the guy who stabbed someone in the middle of a haircut, and the badass mofo with a pet bunny all hold a special place in my heart.
That's embarrassing. But not as embarrassing as the 'My daughter did this' sign he makes her boyfriend wear.
[via izismile]
Because unless you're 8, the quality time you spent with her probably didn't involve taking sexy Facebook pics.
Also, if you are 8, you should not be on this website. Who's watching you? Oh. Right.
[via i-a-b]
[NSFW]
The description of this video on Youtube is "Haha me and my mommy were bored so enjoy :D
Seriously I don't want to hear any criticism from any of you. Thanks."
LIKE ANYONE WOULD EVER CRITICIZE THIS. It is perfect.
Mother/daughter oral sex dance for the win.
[via Dlisted]
An Israeli couple has named their daughter "Like" after the Facebook phenomenon of "liking" things.
At least Like will grow up thankful her parents didn't go with their backup choice… "Farmville."
[via The Daily What / SocialTimes]
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