I heard about this groom that stopped his wedding at the altar to update his Facebook status and almost fell over. Am I an old lady, or is this just plain wrong?
I feel like I need to get a porch so I can go out on it and scream at the neighborhood kids to get outside and start throwing baseballs through my window. Is this what we've become? A bunch of technologically crippled dolts who can't even get married without having our cells on our person!? I long for the days we just did things without telling the world, especially our "long lost" high school friends we've found on Facebook.
I'm going to go put on my old lady robe, my hair in curlers, and pout about not having a porch, but before I do, I'm going to tell everyone on Twitter.
God save us all.