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Every week we'll give you the gift of an internet classic, from the dark days pre-Tosh.0 blog.

Girls, watch out for the yawn move. Women, watch out for the push-her-head-down-while-you're-making-out-so-she'll-give-you-a-blowjob move.

[via YouTube]

Remember to stay sexy.

[via Izismile]

Thanks, bathroom attendant, but I'll get my own paper towel…

[via Izismile]

She's being interviewed about what it's like to blow Ronald McDonald.

[via Izismile]

'Cause everyone's jizzing into socks and putting condoms on their feet.

[via Uber Humor]

Unless you're the pizza delivery guy, in which case get to my house immediately.

Happy Labor Day! We'll be back in full swing tomorrow.

[via Failblog]

Apparently our censors aren't having a good day anymore either.

[via CollegeHumor]

Today is "Free Shipping Day" on the Internet!

740 online retailers are participating by offering some sort of free shipping incentive on all orders placed today via their website.

This is opposed to every other day on the Internet where you pay $6.99 to ship a $10 T shirt that some guy threw in an envelope with two first class stamps and dropped in a mailbox.

From It Made My Day (dot com), we get the above tidbit.

I hate to play the role of snarky blogger (despite being paid a living wage to do so), but how bad must your day have been for this to "make your day"?

I realize this person is about to eat at McDonald's so he or she (I'm leaning towards "she") doesn't live a life of extravagance and luxury, but seriously, at least you're in the drive thru.  Your car must be running.  That's not too shabby.  You didn't have to walk to McD's in the snow because you could only afford to buy dinner off a dollar menu.

Things looks relatively rosy to me.

Maybe her Internet connection had been down all day and this small interaction was the closest she could come to being a part of her beloved LolCats.

Yes, that could be it.

Or maybe she had just spent the past 6 hours in a sex dungeon.

Also a strong possibility.

[via Reddit]