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I must say: Fraggle Rock does a great impression of my grandma talking about her friends.

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But think of it this way: MOST of him is in the vehicle.

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I hope there are strippers in heaven. Or at least a vending machine.

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Guys? I think your mom's dead.

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My Uncle Bob felt the exact same way! RIP Aunt Nancy. Now you are perfect.

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I guess my dad is going to live a long, healthy life.

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R.I.P. @HammyCammyB, who died while writing this tweet.

Dead asleep.

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It's 4:20. On 4/20.

You should definitely be high enough to find this hilarious.

Plus "roach."

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Maxillary down, coccyx up.  That's the way we like to fuck.

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