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What A Great Deal!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 26, 2013 at 2:00PM

Your one-stop shop for fucking anyone in New Jersey.

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Who The Heck Is Ordering Dominos For Lunch?!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 10:00AM

Same person that's home in the middle of the day.

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Hey, Want A Free Pizza With Your Vasectomy?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

I don't even have a dick and I'd take that deal.

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I Know a Good Deal When I See One

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 9, 2012 at 2:00PM

A little secret: Cut the package in half.  You get 22 slices.  Double the value.

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Happy Hot Dog Man

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 13, 2011 at 6:00PM

Are you tired of boring old hot dogs that are shaped like a mixture of meats, spices, binders and fillers that have been forced through a tube into a casing made from the small intestines of sheep?

Me too!

Well, pout no more, spoiled American children! Because the Happy Hot Dog Man is here.

It's impossible to be sad when you're eating a smiling man. IMPOSSIBLE. Just ask Jeffrey Dahmer about the time he tickled a guy while he ate him.

I'm kidding. That never happened.

But for just $10.99 you can create that scene in your very own home! So order now.

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