death

And why is this paper printed in goat's blood?

[via Happy Place]

Which pig wronged you, Grandma?

[via I Am Bored]

I guess my dad is going to live a long, healthy life.

[via The Clearly Dope]

So, death then?

[via Happy Place]

Everyone in this photo died immediately.

Oh well. Happy Thursday, dudez!

[via The Chive]

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

[Via Izismile]

May they all rest in peace. Except Mossblanket. Eff that kitten.

[DAPS via Arbroath]

The race to turtle heaven. Which I assume is filled with pizza and girls that look like April O'Neil.

[thanks Alaina]

It's 4:20. On 4/20.

You should definitely be high enough to find this hilarious.

Plus "roach."

[via Tastefully Offensive]

Maxillary down, coccyx up.  That's the way we like to fuck.

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