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"Laughter." -Joe Biden

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If you missed last week's debate, rest assured: this won't help at all.

That said, I like Romney's position on cow people.

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Now it's even harder to tell who won.

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All who disagree will be held in a maximum security chimichonga.

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He has no shot at winning.  No one's gonna vote for a guy with a beard.

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Every president says that until they meet those sexy Greek ambassadors!

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Wait…  Did I hear that right?

Did she just say "Big fat boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner boner"?

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If there's one thing the Internet has always been good at, it's bringing us the unorthodox rants of questionably stable people from society's fringes.

Yesterday, that point was proved once again during the New York gubernatorial debate where Jimmy McMillan, nominee of the Rent Is Too Damn High Party (alternately spelled the "Rent Is 2 Damn High Party" because that's how political parties do), stole the show.

The result: Instant Internet celebrity status alongside other ridiculous political candidates like Basil Marceaux and, ahem, Christine O'Donnell.

Definitely stick around for the end of the video where McMillian provides his views on marrying a shoe.

It's people like Jimmy that almost make me want to register to vote.  Unfortunately, I'm a member of the Voting Is For Dumbass Suckas Party.

I don't want to get into a whole political thing here, I just want to point out that this is the current Governor of Arizona… in a televised debate… presenting what most likely had to have been a somewhat prepared opening statement.

This is not what I would expect from a graduate of Glendale Community College having receiving a prestigious degree in… radiological technologist certification.

You know why she takes that long break to laugh?  Her brain finally caught up to present time and realized that somehow some idiot had put her in charge of an entire state of people.

A (mildly) hot topic of conversation on Reddit yesterday was jumping over the flagpole in the original Super Mario Bros. video game for the much heralded Nintendo Entertainment System.

2010 will mark the 25th anniversary of the release of Super Mario, so let's just put this debate to rest.

You can jump over the flagpole in the game… and once again the Internet comes to the rescue with the above video of the incident.

And to think, some people blame the economy on the 10% unemployment rate.  Now all you people who have been trying to figure this out for the past 24 years can go get an f'ing job!