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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, May 23

The Problem With Family Car Decals

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2012 at 3:00PM

Maybe if you were open to more positions there wouldn't be an open position, prude.

[via The Viral Trend]

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Memories

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 24, 2012 at 1:00PM

I feel bad for this person.

There was a time when they actually cared.  That's gotta suck.

[via sarah low]

Every Driver's a Comedian

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 20, 2011 at 1:00PM

Joke's on you, asshole.  My mom died last week choking on a giant cock.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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