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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Froggy Fresh has a new track called Dunked On. He'd make a good point guard. 
• Here's an education video on women from 1959. Fuckin' Myrtle, you dumb bitch.
• Club Kid! I bet he LOVES Calvin Harris.
• A chick let the Powerball winner cut her in line when they bought tickets. Oh no you di'int.
• Weird McDonalds items from other countries. The only thing better than sweet tea is a McBeer.
• Your daily dose of hot girls! Since I know you aren't around them in real life.
• A little girl gave herself a haircut. It's no worse than anything Lena Dunham has rocked.
• Classic fence fail. The stuff dreams are made of.
• A husky on the baseball field! How many dog jokes can the announcers bark out?
• A woman had $500 worth of sex toys stolen from her car. Also, is kinda cute.
• And here's a deer just raging through a taco restaurant. Looks like me on a Saturday night.

[still via YouTube]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
• A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
• An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
• This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
• What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
• Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
• Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
• A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
• A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
• And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.

[photo via Barstool]

Santa would help, but he's the one holding the camera. (And jerking off.)

[via I Am Bored]

It's a long trip though. Gotta fill up on deer jerky.

[via Failblog]

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

[Via Izismile]

"Imma break her in half." -Animal that is nailing those dudes in the llama costume.

[via Imgur]

These deer are like your one friend who manages to make everything that should be fun super uncomfortable.

[via izismile]

A dude strolls the street in a hail storm, as narrated by a hick.

"Oh my lands!" roughly translates to "Ahh! My trailer park!"

[via Stuff]

You mess with Rudolph. You mess with Santa.

[via The Chive]

But this is the South. So Grandma got her revenge and we all had venison steak for dinner!

[via izismile]