delivery guy

Luckily, their new pizza pipe's got you covered.

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This video of a computer monitor being "delivered" by a FedEx guy has gone viral today.

"The sad part is that I was home at the time with the front door wide open," writes the uploader.  "Now I have to return my monitor since it is broken."

I know our instinct is to castigate this guy, but come on…  like you give a fuck about your job?

Yes, this example is particularly egregious, but aren't we all just tossing those proverbial computer monitors over some metaphorical fence?

This holiday season, let's all be a little more understanding of one another, realizing that we're all phoning this shit in until at least 2012.  Maybe longer if the economy stays in the toilet.

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The delivery guy's not judging you because you're fat, he's judging you because you ordered from Pizza Hut.

He gets to eat that shit for free and despite the fact that he makes less than minimum wage, he still turns it down.

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