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After the†Halloween brawl at Denny's you guys were all like, "OMG, Carly. Show us more diner fights. Diner fights are THE BEST." And I was all like, "I will if I can find any more. Because diner fights are the best."
Well, look what the cat dragged in.
There's a glaring lack of insect costumes but this one does takes place in front of other customers, so that's fun.
"Nothing comes between me and my open-faced turkey sandwich." -Guy that hardly flinches in the corner booth
My favorite part is when the candy corn throws the chair. No, no, no. It's when the ladybug throws the plate. Gah! It's all so good!
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