Looks Like The Denver Broncos Got New Uniforms
Oh they've always had squirrels in their b-holes. They're just not allowed to wear pants anymore.
[via Izismile]
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Oh they've always had squirrels in their b-holes. They're just not allowed to wear pants anymore.
[via Izismile]
I don't like animals.
I know, I know. What is my problem? How am I a woman? What did my terrible parents do to me? Was I locked in a zoo at some point during my childhood?
The answer to all these questions is yes.
Point is, I don't post dog videos. Because I hate dogs. But I also hate when 45 people tell me to post the same fucking video.
So here it is. The dog ate the cat treats. He looks very guilty. Awww, so cute hilarious adorable awesome.
Now the dog has his own Facebook page where you can buy shirts and bibs with his face on them!
This is why I don't like animals.
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