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Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.
Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?
[via Huffington Post]
They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.
[via Lamebook]
Dear Elvis Impersonator, Let me eat my blackberry Jello and die in peace. Athankyaverymuch.
[Via The Chive]
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