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TOSH.0 BLOG Tuesday, May 21

Goes Great With A Bacon Ranch Burger

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 23, 2013 at 2:00PM

poptarticecream

 

Honestly if they're not gonna bite off the Pop Tart edges before it gets to me I'm not interested.

Also: my co-blogger Matt is asking if there will be a version filled with ground beef?

[via Huffington Post]

Rest In Pie

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 18, 2013 at 1:00PM

dwarf pie

Is it me or does this feel like some sort of Game Of Thrones spoiler?

[via Izismile]

I'll Have Some Cake (With A Side Of Real Talk)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2013 at 2:00PM

jailcake

They wanted to add, "Always use a condom and start putting aside money for your retirement" but they ran out of room.

[via Lamebook]

Tags: 

advice

cake

decisions

dessert

family

jail

prison

tj

yum

He's Not The Most Romantic Baker

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 14, 2013 at 12:00PM

But every part of him is SO sweet.

[via Pizza Comedy]

'Is There A Way To Make That Red… Bloodier?'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 16, 2013 at 4:00PM

"The tits look great though."

[via Lamebook]

Tags: 

birth

birthday

blood

bloody

boobs

cake

child

dessert

ew

graphic

gross

party time excellent

tits

This Dessert Tray Sucks (Nipples)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 4, 2013 at 12:00PM

And it smells like baby poo.

[via Acid Cow]

Tags: 

baby

cake

dad

dessert

eat

fail

hold

parent

tray

wtf

Well, It's Not My Favorite Cake Wars Creation…

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 3, 2012 at 12:00PM

Not the person who decorated this shitty cake!

There's no pizzazz!

[via I Heart Chaos]

Tags: 

cake

dessert

gay

guess who

wars

Your Baby Shower Was Lovely.. Minus Dessert

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2012 at 2:00PM

Somebody should have aborted this idea.

[via Reddit, Buzzfeed]

Tags: 

baby

chocolate

dessert

fetus

hell to the no

infant

shower

wtf

I Guess She's More of a Beatles Person

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 5, 2012 at 3:00PM

Dear Elvis Impersonator, Let me eat my blackberry Jello and die in peace. Athankyaverymuch.

[Via The Chive]

Your Mom Is Slutty, Even In Cake Form

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 31, 2012 at 5:00PM

Make sure you cut it below the bikini line.

[via Lamebook]

Tags: 

appetite

baby

cake

dessert

ew

foot

lose

mom

Pregnant

slutty

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