destroy

Your wish is my command, Drew.

And Fano Boss gets a link just for using my full name.

Sorry I didn't loop the dancers as requested. That'll cost you extra.

Love always, Ms Carly "I NEED MO' MONEY" Hallam

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

Last Thursday, we showed you "Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

This video is called "Chimpanzee Wants to Destroy Baby."  Can you blame the chimp?  Babies are awful.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Tyler Deitz with his title, "Canadian air force hard at work…."  It's funny because Canada is America's hat.  Hat.  Congratulations, Tyler!

"This blanket sucks." -Dog

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Gin!

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This video made the rounds yesterday.  I noticed it was tagged "Tosh.0" so clearly these fine young men wanted us to see it.

Problem is, we're not big fans of FAKE videos.  That's right, guys: Your cover is blown.

First, the good news: Your acting is superb.  The guys playing the game — even the guys watching on the couch — are invested in the moment… totally in character.  Robert Pattinson would be proud.

You even considered your set up.  Some people might ask, "Well, why is this being recorded?"  But your cameraman addresses that conundrum by stating, "Who the fuck plays Rock Band on a Saturday night?  You guys are so gay."  It's a simple line, but with incredibly important subtext: He wants other people to see how "gay" this is.  It perfectly explains his motivation.  It reminds me of the screenwriting genius of a young Pat Proft.

Here's your problem though: You got all the details wrong.  Your drummer, though invested, is nowhere close to keeping a competent rhythm.  The table the TV is sitting on obviously reflects light, but no light appears to be coming from the TV set.

But most importantly, Rock Band has its own sounds.  Especially when you're failing out of the game: booing, guitar string crunching, other annoying crap.  You totally blew the soundtrack.  It's a dead giveaway.

So gentleman, for your efforts, I reward you with the worst possible fate a video can receive: a spot not on our show, but on our blog.

Congratulations!  Hopefully, the rest of you will try harder.

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Happy Halloween!

From your friends over at Caucasian Garbage!

I can't believe they ruined a perfectly good pumpkin.

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I see what the problem is: You threw a fucking brick in there.

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