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"But let this be a lesson to all of you: There is no app to keep you from getting beat up at school.  There is no app to get a girl to invite you to your first dance.  However, rest assured, I am working on it!"

[via I Am Bored]

Red Shirt Guy, aka InsaneGuyofDOOM, has broken his silence regarding the event:

"Hello, I am the "Red Shirt Kid" and I would like to clarify that my voice does not sound like that regularly. I was incredibly nervous at? the time and the fact that I could hear my voice coming out so strangely only added to my fear. In a normal conversation I am far more fluent. Thank you."

There's no need to clarify, Red. Did Double Rainbow Guy explain himself? Did Antoine Dodson explain himself? Did Mel Gibson explain himself?! NO!

And what do all these men have in common? Internetfamy. So just go with it, Red. You'll be a Halloween costume soon enough.

[via Geekologie]