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Penises Are A Girl's Best Friend

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

Face it: you need to spend 3 months' salary just for a halfway decent cockring.

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Nothing Says 'Will You Marry Me' Like Knockoff Twilight Crap

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 6, 2012 at 4:00PM

Number one place to shop for engagement rings: Bed, Bath & Beyond. Number one way to not get proposed to: want this ring.

And if you asked for your lady's hand in marriage with this one, maybe it's time for an upgrade.

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Look Out, Bambi: I'm Engaged

Posted by: Matt Koff | September 6, 2012 at 5:00PM

It's time to shoot your commitment issues right in the fucking face.

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