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TOSH.0 BLOG Saturday, May 18

Penises Are A Girl's Best Friend

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 9, 2013 at 3:00PM

Face it: you need to spend 3 months' salary just for a halfway decent cockring.

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Make Em Say Uhh (Na-Nah-Na-Nah)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 19, 2012 at 3:00PM

A shit ton of Monopoly money + diamonds = iced out playing piece. I'm about to do that with my thimble.

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