Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Craigslist ad of the day. Which reminds me, I should schedule a bikini wax.
- Morgan Freeman fell asleep during an interview. ADORABLE.
- A classic faceplant. Yeah no your neck is totally supposed to bend that way.
- Demi Moore's boyfriend had a pearl put into his dickhole. Anything to make that vag feel young! That's what it's for, right?
- Kesha drank her own piss. It's like her tongue is a pregnancy test.
- Underboobs again! Can you ever really have enough?
- Beardvertising. If it ain't gettin' you laid, might as well make a few bucks off of it.
- Lance Armstrong likes it when people lick his butthole. Allegedly.
- Joe Francis said the jurors on his trial should be shot by a firing squad. But not really cause now he's taking it back.
- And 20 Bob Saget tweets. Don't you wish it was 500 Bob Saget tweets? He's so dirty!
[photo via Barstool]