dick jokes

Until watching this preview for the second season of Jersey Shore I never realized how many similarities the MTV phenom had with Tosh.0. Based solely on the clip above I've come up with the following list of themes shared between the two shows:

Homoerotic behavior, drinking, fighting, nudity, ball jokes, sex jokes, people in hot tubs, people falling, people needing redemption, bad sound effects, feelings being hurt, vaginas being hurt, and, finally, people angrily slurring, "After I had sex with Vinnie you had sex with Vinnie!?"

Lauren sent Kyle a link to the What What (In The Butt) Web Remix. Then Kyle responded with the above tweet. Woaaaah, Kyle. Woah.

First of all, Lauren isn't an idiot. I can tell by reading her tweets. She likes Britney Spears and Sea World. In fact, she sounds quite lovely.

Maybe Lauren just doesn't know your TV schedule. OK, Kyle? Maybe she thought you hadn't seen the Web Remix yet. Maybe she thought it would make you laugh.

Tosh.0 is something you two have in common and now it's torn you apart. When you find another person who loves racism and dick jokes as much as you do, you hold on to that person. Kindred spirits don't come along every day. Think about that, Kyle.

Now trust fall and make up.