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My personal trainer says my dick needs to be bigger.
"Need help with your nut butter creation? Just ask us (to point a space heater towards your balls)."
Voted "Most Likely To Assemble A Dick Out Of Various-Sized Stones."
"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."
Anyone else bothered by how unbothered the kid looks?
[via Acid Cow]
This is the best looking "finger that looks like a penis" that I have seen in at least an hour.
They only give 8 digit phone numbers to people with the least fortunate names.
The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.
[via I Heart Chaos]
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