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I Like Eggs

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 29, 2013 at 3:00PM

"…But are they dick-shaped enough???"-Rollie inventor

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I Am Literally Sweating Balls Right Now

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 19, 2013 at 11:00AM

My personal trainer says my dick needs to be bigger.

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Mmm, My Favorite Station

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

"Need help with your nut butter creation? Just ask us (to point a space heater towards your balls)."

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I Hope You Start An Old-Timey Saloon

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 1, 2013 at 1:00PM

Voted "Most Likely To Assemble A Dick Out Of Various-Sized Stones."

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Any Ladies Care To Shovel My Dick?

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

"Damn. Weather Channel said I'd be 8 to 10 inches longer."

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Eh, Ya Seen One, Ya Seen 'Em All

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 26, 2013 at 6:00PM

Anyone else bothered by how unbothered the kid looks?

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Uhh, YOLO, I Guess?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 18, 2013 at 3:00PM

This is the best looking "finger that looks like a penis" that I have seen in at least an hour.

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Have You Met My Associate, Balls Hurtington?

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 15, 2013 at 1:00PM

They only give 8 digit phone numbers to people with the least fortunate names.

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If I Had To Do It All Again, I Would…

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 8, 2013 at 3:00PM

The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.

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SpongeBob BiggerDick

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 4, 2013 at 1:00PM

Don't worry, that'll happen when you're 8.

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