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The ghost who warned Scrooge to be more generous with his hummers.

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Don't worry, that'll happen when you're 8.

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I know a guy in Chinatown, sells 'em 4 for a dollar.

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He's also my accountant.

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"He asked for an eagle but hey, you only live once!" -Tattoo artist

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"Perhaps you've heard of my Greek ancestor, Weinus Minimus."

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He's always like, "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day!"

We're in counseling.

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Girls are always putting their necklaces in their mouths anyway.

[via Fail Blog]

Year's Most Awesomest Tattoo

That's right, dudes! It's time to vote in this year's Tosh Blog Awards.

Over the past year, the Tosh blog has featured some of the wildest, wackiest, and worst-spelled tattoos out there. And who doesn't love a good tramp stamp?! I sure do. But now it's time for you to make your contribution to the discussion.

Which one of these crazy candidates will take home the title of Year's Awesomest Tat? Vote now!

The nominees are:

• Butterfly Blowjob
• Racist
• Rimbjobs
• Flying Lady Parts
• #1 Dick Sucka

The two most important questions about Christmas lights: 1) Are they LEDs? 2) Can they be made into the shape of ejaculating semen?

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