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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

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Two Words: Dildo Copter

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

Hide your kids if you want, but definitely hide your wife.

[via YouTube]

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speech

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swat

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toy

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The Only Silk Screen That Matters

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 16, 2012 at 10:00AM

The only downside is that after we bone, it'll look weird when I wear his shirt to bed.

[via I am Bored]

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Clear My Schedule

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2012 at 2:00PM

Yes- cancel my appointment with Little Dick Who Never Leaves.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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town

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Does This Count As Landscaping Or Manscaping?

Posted by: Matt Koff | November 2, 2012 at 1:00PM

Hey, if there's grass on the field, my hedges get a giant boner.

[via Regretful Morning]

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They Don't Have Half Shells But They're Definitely Heroes

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2012 at 4:00PM

It's called courtesy manscaping, Leonardo.

[via I am Bored]

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teenage

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tmnt

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turtles

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wtf

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NSFSeaWorld

Posted by: Matt Koff | October 11, 2012 at 5:00PM

I wish my fish were this thick. :(

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that fish is a dick

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underwater

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In TV News: Mr. Wizard Is Still A Dick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 19, 2012 at 12:00PM

"You know you can do this at home yourself, you don't need to come over to my house to do it." -My ex-boyfriend, who was also a dick.

[via Video Gum, previous Mr. Wizard Is A Dick]

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Seems Like You Got A Lot Built Up In Those Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 4, 2012 at 2:00PM

But you know your wife's rule- no sex 'til you go to the grocery store!

[via UberHumor]

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wife

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zucchini

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What Are You Going To Be For Halloween?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 30, 2012 at 10:00AM

Is wearing a John Kerry mask even cool anymore?

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Dick of the Week: Blog Edition

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2012 at 2:00PM

This would be better if he was touching his junk the whole time.

[via I am Bored]

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