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Daniel gave himself ten years to make it in showbiz and it's come to an end.

If you think Daniel has "made it", he lives. But if you think Daniel hasn't made it, then he will have to kill himself.

Vote now until midnight of May 28th. His future is in your hands.

It's bad luck to walk under a ladder and have someone fall on your head.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Everyone dies. It's part of life. (Thanks for watching.)

"You expect me to travel with my kids AND keep their airflow unobstructed?"

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Spoiler alert: Your parents are horrible people.

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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Now when she's actually going to die no one will believe her.

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Your mom can't delete a website!

Or that's a really cool iPhone.

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Reminding us of that age old question: Which is worse, living through a zombie apocalypse or having a job?

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A company has created a Facebook app called "if i die" — "the first Facebook application that enables you to create a video or a text message that will be published after you die."

As if I won't have enough to regret on my deathbed, now I'll worry someone's going to activate that video I forgot I recorded way back in 2012 and my final words will be "Hopefully by the time you watch this NBC has brought back 'Community.'"

Luckily, by the time I plan on dying, no one will be using Facebook anymore — sometime around 2014.

[via Nerve]