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Aggressive Vest

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 27, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's reversible. The other side is for after he's had his morning coffee and says, "Enjoy Each Day And Love Each Other."

[via Izismile]

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What A Positive Message

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 22, 2014 at 2:00PM

He heard that quote on a turbulent flight once and it just stuck with him.

[via No Way Girl]

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Going Out In (Boating) Style

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 15, 2013 at 4:00PM

Kinda wish I hadn't pre-ordered my casket back in 1999.

[via The Chive]

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Has Daniel Made It? Results Are In!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 14, 2013 at 10:05PM

Daniel gave himself ten years to make it in showbiz and it's come to an end.

If you think Daniel has "made it", he lives. But if you think Daniel hasn't made it, then he will have to kill himself.

The polls are officially closed, and wow! Every single one of you thinks that Daniel is a huge star! That's great news, guys. Great news.

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Excuse Me, Sir? You're About To Die.

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2013 at 12:00PM

It's bad luck to walk under a ladder and have someone fall on your head.

[via Break]

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