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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Hmm. I don't think that's accurate.

Wait.. the guy from the Old Spice commercials died?? The one who played opposite Jeff Goldblum in Independence Day?? Not Madea! No!!

R.I.P. Actual Michael Clarke Duncan.

[via The Clearly Dope]

Speaking of dying, there is a child in Ethiopia with three heads and no legs. It is very hard for him to get around because he has so many heads and they are so heavy and also because of the lack of legs. You could help remove two of his heads by donating one dollar. Please leave your credit card number in the comments of this post and you will be charged just one dollar towards this very expensive treatment.

Forward this post to ten people in the next thirty seconds or your head will multiply.

[via memecenter]

It's about time too.  We started poisoning that son-of-a-bitch months ago.

[via Pleated Jeans]

Scaring the neighborhood children.

[via EatLiver]

Mashable reports that Ivy Bean, the woman who had been recognized as the oldest Twitter user despite being an obvious corporate pawn in a massive publicity stunt, has died.

She is survived by 57,281 followers.

The circumstances surrounding her death are still being investigated, but apparently, at some point she asked her caretaker, "Do you mind if I actually tweet for a change?" to which he responded, "Shut it, you old hag!" and promptly suffocated her with a pillow.

Her final tweet: "saying hello to sweet satan cant wait until you all join me."