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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Excellent mug shots. Somebody's rockin' the smoky eye!
• Tan Mom's music single IS the internet.
• A man got sent a threatening dildo. I wonder if he kept it.
• How to make a graduation cap flask so you can be a shitshow in front of your girlfriend's parents.
• This is the best shopping list ever, even though she forgot Fudgesicles.
• Sexy girls' underboobs! Most of the real weight's down there anyway.
• Here's the Charles Ramsey interview. Yes, salsa dancing.
• 5 most ridiculous lies ever told to impress a woman. Why isn't "My dick is huge" on there?
• Lewiston, Maine residents respond to the fires, are just classy to the max.
• And JA RULE IS OUT OF PRISON!! It must be the ass, that got me like that…

A used bike seat is far more likely to get stolen than a used dildo.

[via The Chive]

"Get your own swing. This one's for Mommy."

[via Acid Cow]

It's a hundred times better than any package Dad's gonna give her.

[via Izismile]

Hide your kids if you want, but definitely hide your wife.

[via YouTube]

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

• This week's Web Redemption was the Male Cheerleader (above)
• We learned that base jumping off a high bar doesn't work
• A big black package showed up at baggage claim
• A lady attacked skaters in this week's Video Breakdown
• We saw what happens when Daniel sleeps
• And Daniel answered the tough questions.

Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.

• High Jump Bar Fail (above)
• Passed Out with Dogs
• Bad At Karate
• Dildo Baggage Claim
• Backwards High Heels
• Video Breakdown raw clip: Lady Attacks Skaters
• Jet Ski Backflip
• Web Redemption raw clip: Male Cheerleader
• Mr. Whomp Whomp
• Sleepwalking
• Sleepwalking Reaction

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

[via Unique Daily]

Did you spend enough time with your mom to remember why you moved so far away?

[via IMNS]

Met my giant black dildo of the week quota just in time.

[via IMNS]