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Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Why would you ever need to evaluate "UP"?

I have the same thing on my hands! Except instead of "boob" they say "Snickers Bar".

[via The Chive]

I love what you've done with the place, Woody Allen.

[via Izismile]

I've graduated college, accomplished some personal goals, and helped a few old ladies across the street.

But have I ever pwn'd a Google street view truck? Never.

And until I do, my life's not going to be that cool. But in the meantime, while I wait on my porch, ready to moon it when it passes by, I'll be reading this list of crazy Google street view sightings on Huff Po that's got some seriously entertaining shots.

Good job, mooning dude. I respect what you've done there.

[via reddit]

I'd heard the rumors it was coming, but I hadn't been actively seeking it out.

Today, it found me, ending it's journey to my computer screen by saying, "Thanks for the ride, man.  I had the time of my life.  Ooh-wee."  [Note: The spelling of "Ooh-wee" may be incorrect.]

Yes, a couple of weeks ago, TomTom GPS revealed their long anticipated Snoop Dogg VoiceSkin that allows you to receive your GPS directions in the voice of the Cali rapper.  It's just like a normal GPS system except it occasionally misses a turn, can cause you to stop 100 feet before traffic lights and regularly reminds you to "slow down, man."

TomTom also had a Tiger Woods VoiceSkin in the works but the prototype kept leading people to C-list lingerie models and slutty cocktail waitresses.

Celebrity jokes!  Zing!!

[via Videogum]

Sometimes the literal way to do something is much funnier than the figurative way; as evident by this Google maps search that gives us the directions from Intercourse to Climax.

Driving directions, of course.  What did you think I meant?  Get your mind out of the gutter and maybe you can come up with an internet trick this clever on your own.  

No sex ed class will give it to you this straight, guys, so pay attention.  That's a slight left at Climax, not a hard left.  

If you keep getting sex advice from Google maps, this relationship might just go somewhere.  
Literally.

[via Reddit]