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Gotta Stay Hydrated

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's worse when you realize that's homeless person pee.

[via Izismile]

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dirty

dirty water

drink

drinking

ew

gross

hydrate

hydrated

lick

parched

puddle

puddle water

water

My Phone Case Is So Dirty

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 20, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'm only allowed to use headphones on my birthday.

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anime

charger

dirty

dp

girl

headphones

iPhone

phone case

slut

Hoarder Selfie

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 7, 2014 at 5:00PM

This is actually one of those Photo Hunt things; see if you can find all 7 dead cats!

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dirty

filthy

glamour

hoarder

mess

messy

picture

selfie

You're Making Me Blush!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

My aunt is so dirty! (Also she's a cardboard sign.)

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dirty

gross

how many inches

inches

Sex

sexual

sign

wtf

Cate Blanchett Is So Elegant

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 20, 2014 at 5:00PM

Award shows are just industry people jerking each other off anyway, right?

[via Perez Hilton]

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cate blanchett

dick

dirty

GIF

handjon

handy

sag

sag awards

stroke