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'Cause she's all, "I only do missionary" and I'm like, "It'd be awesome if you didn't talk".

[via It Makes No Sense]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Tosh.0 blog readers aren't just figuratively dirty people, they are also literally dirty people.

Not as awkward as when I made a sex tape and someone edited it into a cooking show.

[via Reddit]

"We had the birds and the bees talk before I could actually talk." -This Kid

[via IAB]

Like rich people fun, 'cept dirtier.

[via IHC]

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Woah, Chris. What's a Tosh.0 shower? And how do I get one installed?!?

I love the girl in red on the right who really can't decide if she's disgusted or impressed.

"The dancing was good but that floor is so icky! I hope they spent the two dollars I gave them on Purell."

It's a swimming cat. But knowing you, you're going to make this dirty.

So how about you DON'T, and instead just quietly watch a video of a swimming kitty cat? Some of us can do that, you know, without leaving nasty comments.

So try. For us.
And this cat.

[via Dlisted]

Ever wonder what all those bleep noises on the show are covering up?

Here's every word that the censors made us bleep on tonight's show in order of their appearance:

FUCK, FUCKING, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, SHIT, FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, FUCK, FUCK, SHIT, SHIT, FUCKING, DICKS, FUCKER, FUCKING, FUCKING, FUCKING, DICK, SHIT, SHIT

That's a lot of money in the swear jar. Pay up!

And don't forget to check right here every week before showtime so you can follow the filthy words with our latest Bleep Key! Tune in tonight at 10:30pm / 9:30c on Comedy Central for a brand new episode of Tosh.0!