CollegeHumor found this unibrow-guy on the National Institute on Drug Abuse's website — in the part of the site that's supposed to convince teens not to smoke pot.
Unlike most people, I'm against drug abuse, but this kid is not helping my case. Here's what he's telling us:
"I don't think it's cool at all and I don't see why they try to pressure it on other people."
Nice sound bite! His quote says “cool” in it so we know that NIDA is conscious of where authority lies in middle school –- cool kids. You can show a group of middle schoolers all sorts of science and quote famous people, but the first girl to wear designer jeans will still have more credibility.
So, unibrow kid, you’re not convincing anyone that pot is less cool. Call me in five years when you have an electric razor with one of those little flip out detailing things on the back of it.
Scratch that — the VHS-quality of the video this kid's pic was grabbed from was making it a little difficult to see, but that dirty upper lip might just redeem him. Those are in.