Bar Cheerleader - Uncensored
Posted: 03/12/13
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Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.
[via Barstool]
You're here because Daniel told you this was the place to find that video that was too gross to show on TV, aren't you?
Well, turns out that video is too gross to show on our website as well. That's right: There are things that are too gross even for the Internet.
So here's the deal: Daniel is going to tweet the deets at some point tonight. So keep an eye on his Twitter account to catch the link.
The rest of the clips that aren't too disgusting to show will be available at the usual time after the West coast airing.
We've seen Caffeinated Maple-Bacon Lollipops. And we've seen Bacon Flavored Coffee Syrup. While both of those immediately made the list of things you will try before you die, no bacon flavored treat is as exciting as this.
It's bacon soda. It's what the contents of your stomach taste like after you drive through McDonald's in the morning. In a word, it's delicious (disgusting).
Can you pass the Grey Poupon? I need to rinse the vomit out of my mouth.
[via Geekologie]
Remember that time you were drunk and you drove through Burger King on the way home and then you got home and your roommates had already ordered pizza and you ended up eating both foods at once?
First of all, you shouldn't have been driving drunk. Take a cab, loser.
Anyway. Guess what?! A Burger King in NYC sells that now! It's a 9-and-a-half-inch wide burger made with four Whopper patties topped with pepperoni, mozzarella cheese, marinara sauce, and Tuscan pesto sauce. It's called The New York Pizza Burger.
And it sounds deeelicious! I bet it goes really well with room temperature Natty Light! Your second dinner is served.
[via Serious Eats]
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