disney

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Amanda Bynes got arrested for throwing a bong out her window. Also, looks like a crackhead. 
• A kid was KO'd by a Disney dancer. Just another day at the happiest place on earth.
• Rappers doing amazing things, like making nachos.
• Seth Rogan shows us how to roll a cross joint. Psh as if I don't already know.
• Chicks without bras on! Somebody turn up the AC.
• RentAGrandma is a site where you can rent a grandma.
• This girl is really good at the guitar and should probably drop out of school to be a rockstar.
• Creative ways to open a beer compilation. Bottle openers are efficient but BORING.
• Speaking of beer, Hanson launched a beer called MmmHops. Title perfection.
• A mom called the cops on her son because he stole her Poptarts. They're a hot commodity, if you toast them.
• How to travel is basically how to get away with shit at hotels.
• And here's Rihanna's ass in some kind of denim thong because why the hell not.

[photo via NY Daily News]

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• An extreme unibrow. Or as I like to call it, "forehead mustache."
• Proof that Taylor Swift is a Satan worshipper from the past. As if you needed proof!
• My Bike is just an excellent rap song by children.
• Here are some bikini girls because your attention span is very short.
• Let's play Real Or Fake: Bird Catch. I say real because I WANT IT TO BE REAL.
• Cooking With Skrillex is internet gold. But where's his half-hairnet?
• 10 awesome Vine videos. Warning: nobody's naked. :(
• Easy breakfasts, because you're literally too stupid to feed yourself.
• Rich parents hire handicapped Disney tour guides so their kids can skip the lines. This story is perfect on so many levels.
• A pug watches the final scene in Homeward Bound. SHADOW!!!!
• Bonus Link: One Tiny Hand. Yes it's old, yes it's still fabulous.

[photo via Vidiload]

Weird that he lives in a castle but can't afford a belt.

[via CollegeHumor]

Check out Disneyland's latest attraction: "Journey To The Center Of This Woman's Asshole."

[via Izismile]

And by "follow your dreams," we mean "finance your coke habit."

[via Break]

And who knew Rafiki was a Cleveland Browns fan!

[via The Viral Trend]

Disney's black princess Tiana is on the packaging for watermelon-flavored dipping candy.

Maybe it's a coinkydink.

Or maybe Dig 'n Dips just knows their target market.

[via Gawker]

There's no fairy tale that can't be improved with the addition of a drag queen and some bad words. I guess this is the unauthorized reproduction the FBI is always warning us about.

Well it's funny, bitches.

[via Stuff]

Disney is such a conservative company, when their characters have to get an abortion, it really sucks.

[via EPICponyz]

Sometimes you feel like the only super hero in a room full of princesses.

[via reddit]