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What Could Go Wrong?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | March 12, 2014 at 12:00PM

Pretty sure at the doctor's office they don't use tweezers.

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How To Have Sex With An Inner Tube, By Gary Busey

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 25, 2013 at 2:00PM

How To Use An Inner Tube Romantically When You're On Your Own:

1) Flatten inner tube

2) Cut hole in it (size of Oreo)

3) Go to Marine Supply Office… Depot. Buy rubber hosing, put around the hole of the inner tube. It will look like Janice Dickinson's lips.

4) Find pleasure by yourself in a beautiful body of water (trees, birds chirping, doves honking)

5) Insert your pleasure body parts into the hole

6) Push and pull inner tube

7) Smile, act like nothing's happening

8) Send Christmas card to inner tube company.

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With Aveeno?! Somebody's Gettin' Fancy

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 23, 2012 at 4:00PM

Nothing says, "rich douchebag" like masturbating with oatmeal body cream.

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Cereal A La Divorced Dad

Posted by: Matt Koff | August 24, 2012 at 10:00AM

Paper bowls: For when your personal life is as fucked as the environment.

[Via The Chive]

DIY Meat Dress Looks Delicious

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 19, 2011 at 12:00PM


Turns out she was "born this way."

And by "this way," I mean lacking all sense of public decency.

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