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So that's why they leave a pen in your room…
We've had Do Not Disturb signs on the blog in the recent past, but I think this version brings the whole gag to its inevitable conclusion.
Remember: Honesty is always the best policy. And it's respectful to future guests. Now the maid knows what kind of stains to look out for. Semen can be tricky to spot without a black light.
[via Reddit]
Now that you know you can do this, your Friday just got a whole lot better.
Thank you, Democrats.
[via EPICponyz]
Let me take one guess why that guy lying on the bed looking at his laptop wants his "privacy."
Actually, gross. Let me take no guesses.
[via Reddit]
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