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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

• Waka Flocka Flame in the studio. Yeah he makes MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
• DVD that smells like pizza. Don't eat your DVDs.
• A doctor prescribed blowjobs. Suddenly husbands care about their wives' health.
• An Oreo spoon. This just in: your hands work fine for this task.
• 15 hotties you should be following on Instagram. Wait am I not on there??
• A Dutch TV host drank breast milk from a woman's titties. Where are the Dutch pancakes when you need 'em.
• Here's Anthony Weiner singing If I Only Had A Brain. Seems about right.
• Weed bacon? Eat bacon get high want food eat more bacon get more high. Slippery slope.
• Zombie Parkour is so internet trendy I'm surprised there isn't a cat meme in it.
• Another Busey Zone! This time talking about butt plugs and cows.
• And how to make a mini bow and arrow with flame arrows. It's summer. Get crafty.

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'Cause if so imma need a ping pong ball, STAT.

[via The Chive]

Really excited for the new CBS drama, "Bear, MD."

[via Fail Blog]

"It seems you have a lump here, ma'am. Why don't you take off your shirt and let me get a better look?"

[via i-a-b]

I don't even have a dick and I'd take that deal.

[via The Daily What]

My doctor is very thorough. He even films the whole thing for his records!

[via IMNS]

"Dr. Ruby is efficient but her hands taste disgusting." -Yelp Reviewer

[via The DW]

In other news, swimming in shark-infested waters with a bloody leg puts you at greater risk of being bitten by a shark on the leg.

[via Miss Cellania]

Yeah, we're all wasting our degrees.

[via TBT]

We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Keith Baker in response to some Special Advice from a doctor.

Keith, there is a time and place for quoting '90s Canadian country music. The time is never and the place is not the Tosh.0 Facebook page.

Let's keep things edgy and inappropriate and ultimately uninspiring, k? And Non-Canadian.

At your service from the land of the chill. If I can't warm you baby nobody will…