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'Cause if so imma need a ping pong ball, STAT.

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Really excited for the new CBS drama, "Bear, MD."

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"It seems you have a lump here, ma'am. Why don't you take off your shirt and let me get a better look?"

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I don't even have a dick and I'd take that deal.

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My doctor is very thorough. He even films the whole thing for his records!

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"Dr. Ruby is efficient but her hands taste disgusting." -Yelp Reviewer

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In other news, swimming in shark-infested waters with a bloody leg puts you at greater risk of being bitten by a shark on the leg.

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Yeah, we're all wasting our degrees.

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We see countless irrelevant comments. Our favorite this week came from Keith Baker in response to some Special Advice from a doctor.

Keith, there is a time and place for quoting '90s Canadian country music. The time is never and the place is not the Tosh.0 Facebook page.

Let's keep things edgy and inappropriate and ultimately uninspiring, k? And Non-Canadian.

At your service from the land of the chill. If I can't warm you baby nobody will…

Man, this video ended right when it was getting good!

What's going on with the young man from Nantucket?!? What is Al up to?! We may never know. But it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to assume he's playing with himself.

Anyway. How early is too early for a post about anal massages? Is 10 am too early?

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