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Men Are Dogs (In Business Casual)

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 2:00PM

The only downside is he takes SO long to take a shit. Like he just sits there, reads a magazine, plays Candy Crush…

[via The Chive]

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God, She Is GOOD

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 16, 2014 at 2:00PM

Just disappears into her roles.

[via UberHumor]

Am I Doing This Right?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2014 at 3:00PM

Most dogs mark their territory with pee, but Rufus is a goddamn professional.

[via Izismile]

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10 Things That Don't Belong

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

Have you ever felt like you don't belong? I haven't, but that's because people generally like me. And I'm not going to apologize for that, you sad sack. But if you have felt that way, then surely you'll identify with Gothbob Blackpants here, along with the rest of these special somethings that are so gloriously out of place.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 3, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]