dog poop

"Maybe if you had gotten your lazy butt off the couch and taken the dog lamp for a walk, it wouldn't have pooped on the floor!"

[via Laughing Squid / buy it here (maybe?)]

There is a website called "Hot Chicks with Dogs with Boners," and it covers exactly what it should: hot chicks with dogs with boners. You know, if you say that a certain way, it makes it sound like the chicks have boners.

It's another one of these weak Tumblr photo blogs. I wonder if these pictures were an accident or if all the girls on this site are so hot that they transcend species.

They call Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit (which we covered last week) their sister site. I'm sure it's just the same dude. Nice. Adding boners is a massive improvement. Bestiality is a way bigger market than scat. This weekend, I might make "Chicks with Hotdogs Picking Up Boner Shit" just so that this guy will cut it out.

[via Gorilla Mask]

Cuteness. Mischief. The occasional hump. These are the images and videos we see of dogs on the internet. Well, dogs aren't always licks and wags. Some are disgusting heaps of shit and hair.

[via Curmudgeonly & Skeptical]

In the market for a dog toilet?

The PowerLoo is an outdoor waste removal system for your dog.  

Don't start celebrating just yet- the PowerLoo doesn't do much.  You still have to pick up the poop, put it in the PowerLoo, and flush it yourself.

That's like buying a machine that chews up your slippers for you.

Why not just put your dog in diapers if it's so much trouble?

(Don't really- that dog is obviously ashamed of himself.)