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Dog Has a Really Sh*tty Run

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | March 12, 2012 at 12:00PM

I saw Carl Lewis do the same thing in the 1987 Pan Am Games.

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Bulldog Ball Tickling: Yeah, That Makes Sense

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 24, 2010 at 5:00PM

A prize-winning Bulldog should "convey an impression of determination, strength and activity", according to the Kennel Club breed standard. And what better way to summon this look on the face of your Bulldog than to tickle his scrotum?

Honestly? There is no better way. This is the best we humans can come up with. This is our solution.

And if you think of a better plan, you best not go telling people about it. Don't ruin this for everybody, you party pooper.

When a treat doesn't do the trick you always go straight for the balls. Any good pet owner knows that.

I don't even own a pet and I know that.

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