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TOSH.0 BLOG Thursday, June 20

WTFriday

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 10, 2012 at 7:00PM

I'm going to be spending my weekend wondering why this is a real thing.

Think you can explain it? Tell us in the comments.

Want to extend your weekend? Check out previous WTFridays!

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dj

dog

dogs

music

party

scratch

turntables

wtf

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 7, 2012 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Dog gives receipt" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back Thursday for the results and a new video.

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dog

dog gives receipt

dogs

receipt

rename

secretary

vote

work

working

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 2, 2012 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Dog gives receipt."  I know you guys love making those bitch jokes.  Let's do it again!

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

It was a tight battle this week in Rename This Video Vote — possibly because all the choices were terrible.  But, regardless, a winner must be crowned!  You guys voted for Stephanie Augustine's title, "The football equivalent of making your kid smoke a whole carton of cigarettes."  It's funny because smoking a whole carton of cigarettes is not a good lesson for your child and neither is this!  Congrats, Stephanie!

Your Dog Looks Like a Dick

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 2, 2012 at 4:00PM

"And I doth so love this particular dog I shalt mushroom stamp him!" — God

[via Izismile]

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animals

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I Nominate This Dog For An Oscar

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 24, 2012 at 5:00PM

Oscar nominations are out today. Demián Bichir was nominated as Lead Actor in "A Better Life". Have you ever heard of him? Or that movie?? Me neither.

I say let's give his spot to this dog.

It's no more absurd than the actors from "The Artist" being nominated. They don't speak either!

[via Stuff]

Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 20, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "A dingo ate my pianist…" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Tags: 

dingo

dog

howling

music

pianist

piano

rename

vote

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 15, 2011 at 6:00PM


This video is called "A dingo ate my pianist…"  It combines all of your favorite things: a dog, a piano, a guy with a beard.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

The winner of this week's Rename This Video Vote was Nick Nan with his title, "Sarah Jessica Parker? Wtf are you doing…"  It's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker looks and sounds like a wild zebra.  Congratulations, Nick!

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dingo

dog

howling

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Dog Loves Santa

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 5, 2011 at 2:00PM

He's probably excited because this year he asked Santa to bring his family something besides another Will Ferrell DVD.

I like Will Ferrell.  I like Mark Wahlberg.  That doesn't mean I want to watch The Other Guys more than once.  Woof.

[via The Daily What]

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christmas

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Mid-Afternoon Snack

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 1, 2011 at 2:00PM

Is it a dog with human arms or a human with a dog head?

Fascinating.

[via BIOTV]

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animals

arms

dog

hands

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snack

table

Jesus On A Dog Butt

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 16, 2011 at 2:00PM

Poops be with you.

[via reddit]

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animal

butt

butthole

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jesus

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