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TOSH.0 BLOG Friday, May 24

Bar Dog

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 13, 2011 at 6:00PM

Bitches got you hitting the bottle too?

[via The Clearly Dope]

Tags: 

animal

bar

dog

drunk

funny

Kodak Moment

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 6, 2011 at 6:00PM

Can you hold that pose for one second? I just gotta get this chick out of the way.

[via izismile]

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animal

dog

doggie style

girl

humping

model

Sex

sexy

Are You Guys Twins?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 30, 2011 at 6:00PM

No. Just sisters.

[via imgur]

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animal

dog

owner

pet

photo

smile

twin

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Mets Mutt

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 26, 2011 at 12:00PM

Let's be honest, I'm just going to spend it on milk-bones and bitches.

We received nearly a thousand comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby Bradley.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

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dog

hat

mets

mets mutt

MLB

mutt

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sunglasses

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Mets Mutt

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 22, 2011 at 4:00PM

Now if only that dog could buy a ticket,
the Mets would have just 41,799 seats left to fill.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Joe Corrigan/Getty Images]

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baseball

caption

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dog

hat

mets

mets mutt

MLB

mutt

pipe

sunglasses

This Dog Can Do F****** Math!

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 18, 2011 at 12:00PM

We're one step closer to my dream of getting dogs to do our taxes.

[via The Daily What]

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Dog Loves Satan

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 8, 2011 at 6:00PM

Dog mauls owner's face at 18 second mark.

[via BuzzFeed]

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animal abuse

devil

dog

evil dog

growl

pets

satan

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Rename This Video Vote

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 2, 2011 at 12:00PM

Last Thursday, we showed you "Bulldog Wants Indoor Pool" and asked you to give us a better title.

We picked five of our favorites and now it's your chance to vote on a winner.

Vote below! Then check back this Thursday for the results and a new video.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Hot Dog

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 29, 2011 at 12:00PM

Wishes he was a "chili dog."

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dave Stretton.

To see other top captions, check out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tags: 

caption

challenge

dog

food truck

heat

hot

hot dog

irony

results

shade

truck

Rename This Video

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 28, 2011 at 6:00PM

This video is called "Bulldog Wants Indoor Pool."  It has everything you could want in a video: a bulldog, a pool.

Think you got a funnier name for this video? Let us know in the comments! Then check back on Tuesday at noon for the vote off!

This week's Rename This Video Vote was remarkably close.  Bobby Bradley pulled off a 44 vote victory with his title, "Bear cub sticks its head in Lindsay Lohan's purse."  It's funny because it implies that Lindsay Lohan's purse might possibly be full of cocaine.  Congratulations, Bobby!

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